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Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud
On the island of trid
Can't stand
What do you call a man who can't stand?
Neil.Chinese lady
What do you call a lady with just one leg?
Eileen.Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick. Sheep JokeWhat do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud
On the island of trid
Somewhere, there's an island named Trid. On this island, the Trids were mostly very happy. But on one end of the island, was a very tall mountain. If a Trid ever dared to climb the mountain, he didn't get very far because a giant lived on the mountain and would kick the Trid off his mountain.
Bank Robber
String walks into a bar
A String walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says "We don't serve strings here." and throws him out.Dog joke
What do u call a dog with no leg's?Don't matter what you call it, it won't come.
Bank Robber
First thing one Monday morning, a robber broke into the bank, and pointed his guns at the cashier said,
'Give me all your money, or you'll be GEOGRAPHY!'
The cashier laughed and said, 'You mean to say 'HISTORY.'
The robber answered, 'Don't change the subject'.
